Always Find The Pony In The Room Full Of Shit.

My professor, Dr. Mean Russian Lady, makes everyone feel LOWER than shit on dirt that’s been fragmenting for sevral decades; the lectures are long and boring, and all I wanna do is go back home and sleep and go to places where I KNOW my presence is appreciated!

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It’s Been a While…

It’s been a LONG while since I’ve been on here. I’ve lost some followers, but my Give-A-Fuck inventory is COMPLETELY empty *shrugs*. What’s new with me? Judgement Week is almost over in college ad I get to go home tomorrow… and come BACK in another week for my damn E-Term, I’ve lost a bit of weight, I’m still single like a serving, I still HATE my roommate, I was housed in Slytherin on Pottermore (BludgerWolf3230), and I’m still hungry. Yep.

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wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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Twitter

If you have a Twitter, follow me @_JasonDemonio

That is if you care…..

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Reblog this If you’re single.

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I’m so single, my name is Kraft.

Holla at me, I don’t bite.

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ethiopienne:

babstheartist:

hervacationh0me:

Look at this nigga, man. It’s like he bathed in pussy repellent. His aura literally has the element of anti-gravity. Like if a girl took her panties off in front of this nigga, his presence would send the girl through the wall and shit, nigga.
He look like the type of nigga that can’t find the pussy and sticks it in a girls belly button and busts a nut.
He looks like if he ever saw cleavage, he’d hyperventilate and start sweating profusely.
He look like the type of nigga that goes to prom with his cousin and tries to fuck.
He look like the kind of nigga that buys Kidz Bop albums off tv.
He look like the kind of nigga that calls himself pansexual.

This, is Rick Santorum.

y’all aint shit